My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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