is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't think brook has ever known best
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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