it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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