Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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