You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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