Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
