I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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