so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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