He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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