why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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