Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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