Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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