you guys were way drunker than both of me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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