you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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