He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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