i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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