Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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