Fine. I'll sleep in my office
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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