Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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