There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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