the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm bleeding and have questions
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
