Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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