hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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