My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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