so explain again why im purple
no
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Green mimosas i think yes
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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