We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
