i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Randomize
