4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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