sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
high people should be assigned attendants
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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