YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You took a bar mat shot.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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