Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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