He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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