Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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