Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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