I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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