idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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