i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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