On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Of course I have a pirate flag
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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