Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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