got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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