I hate all girls vehemently.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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