I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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