They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize