I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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