Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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