she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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