please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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