I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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