he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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