So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
as a side note pls kill me
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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