My friends, they love my intelligence
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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