I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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