You smell like a Billy Joel song
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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