I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
ttyl tear gas
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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